Ursula Finally has Tits

When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl

Even before her first pubic hair would curl

Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out

Man that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout

And we all love her - Ursula

We all love her

Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited!

'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright

Ursula finally has tits - Outta sight

Ursula finally has tits - Now she's cool

Ursula finally has tits - Check it out dude

Ursula finally has tits

She went to the drugstore and I saw what she bought

Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra

Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes

I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest

And we all love her - Ursula

We all love her - Ursula

Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited!

'Cause Ursula finally has tits - etc...